The practice behind the diagnostic

One question. Several ways in.

Your acquisition engine is doing one of two things right now: creating capital, or quietly destroying it. Most leaders do not know which. Answer it for free, measure it to finance standards, or have it run as the standard your marketing is held to. Start where you are.

The offer at a glanceEnter at any level
Self-serve CalibrateFree
Productised Capital Efficiency Report£1,200 to 2,500
Productised Marketing & Capital Plan£6.2k to £10k
Practice AdvisoryScoped
Practice Fractional / InterimScoped
Practice MentorScoped
Coming EducationIn build
01 · The productised doors

Fixed scope, fixed price. The fastest route to the number.

Three doors, no conversation required first. Each has a defined output and a price stated upfront, no scoping call to find out what it costs. They run in sequence. Enter at whichever one matches where you already are.

01

Calibrate

Free · self-serve

Ten minutes tells you whether your marketing is running up acquisition cost or leaving value on the table. Most people are surprised which way it points.

An indication, not a measurement. It does not produce your CAC, CLV, ratio or Burn Velocity; it tells you whether the closer look is worth taking.

What it is

An online self-assessment with an emailed read on your likely position.

Who it's for

Anyone who wants a straight read before spending a pound.

How it works

Self-serve, ten minutes. Your result by email, no call required.

02

Capital Efficiency Report

From £1,200 · fixed

The diagnostic itself, and the front door to the practice. Fully-loaded CLV:CAC, payback and Capital Burn Velocity, measured by acquisition and retention to finance standards, in a report the board will not argue with.

What it is

The measured answer to what a customer costs and what they return, to a standard the board will accept.

Who it's for

The decision-maker who needs the number, not a hunch: before a raise, a budget sign-off, or a hire.

How it works

A guided intake to finance standards, a designed report, and your reviewed read with Alan.

03

The Marketing & Capital Plan

£6.2k to £10k · scoped

A finding you cannot act on is just an expensive opinion. The Marketing & Capital Plan turns the verdict into a costed, sequenced course of action: what to fix, in what order, to what return, broken down to the customer cohort, scoped to your own numbers.

What it is

A fixed-scope plan that acts on the verdict: built to reduce CAC, lift net CLV, and slow the burn.

Who it's for

A business ready to move on the diagnostic, without signing a retainer to do it.

How it works

Tiered fixed price and timeline, scoped from your findings and reserved at the read-out. Your diagnostic fee is credited in full.

The difference

Most advisers start fixing on day one. I start by asking what a customer costs, and what they are worth.

More campaigns, more pipeline, more activity: that is where most engagements begin, and why so many burn money without knowing it. I establish the unit economics first, then work on whatever that answer makes the priority. Every door below leads to the same discipline. The only thing that changes is how closely involved you need me to be.

02 · The practice

When a report is not enough.

Some problems need a hand on them, not a document. Three ways to work on an ongoing or scoped basis, each serving a different person, all entered through a conversation rather than a checkout, all governed by the same unit-economics discipline.

Serves the decision-maker

Advisory

Scoped · ongoing counsel

Counsel to the executive or board that treats marketing as capital allocation, not creative taste. The standing answer to "is this spend creating value, and where should the next pound go?"

Discuss advisory
Serves the company

Fractional / Interim

Scoped · situational

Capital-efficiency leadership embedded in the business: marketing run to a capital-return standard, not just advised on. Often opens with the Marketing & Capital Plan, then runs it to the number.

How this differs
Serves the marketing leader

Mentor

Scoped · ongoing

One-to-one development for the marketing leader who is tired of justifying spend and wants to reframe the budget discussion in the board's language: to defend, and reallocate, on the terms finance respects.

Discuss mentoring
Fractional / Interim leadership

The plan, and the hand that runs it.

A strategy handed over and left to execute is a strategy that quietly stalls. The Marketing & Capital Plan produces it; fractional leadership runs it, holding the marketing function to a capital-return standard until the result lands.

It is situational by design: a quarter, two quarters, a leadership gap to cover, a reallocation to see through. The brief never changes. Hold marketing to what it returns, and report it in the language the board allocates against.

Discuss a fractional brief
The Marketing & Capital Plan
Produces the strategy

A fixed-scope engagement that turns the diagnostic into a costed plan. It ends with a document and a decision.

Fractional / Interim
Runs the plan

Embedded leadership that executes against the plan to a capital-return standard, for as long as the situation needs.

One produces the decision. The other carries it out.
Coming A future strand

Education

Mentoring at scale: productised modules on unit economics, CLV:CAC and Capital Burn Velocity for marketers, a companion module that puts the same language in finance's hands, and the book. In build, not yet live.

  • Modules on the ratio and Burn Velocity, for marketers
  • A flip module on the same metrics, for finance
  • The book on commercial logic
From the work

Decisions changed, before budgets were.

Anonymised from engagements across a career in B2B marketing leadership. What changed was the decision, and the risk it avoided, not a revenue figure to wave about.

Diagnostic
A segment won at roughly one penny back on the pound.

A business spending heavily on paid search was acquiring one segment at a CLV:CAC near 0.012:1. The blended numbers hid it in plain sight. The reallocation followed the finding.

Capital protected · reallocation
Advisory
A budget defended in the board's own language.

A marketing leader walked into the planning round with the ratio and the payback, not a campaign deck. The conversation moved from "justify the spend" to "where should it go". The budget held.

Budget held · case reframed
Fractional
A raise that survived the data room.

Unit economics established and made defensible before diligence opened, so the growth story held up to the questions a diligence team actually asks, instead of unravelling under them.

Risk surfaced early · story held

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