Your customer acquisition is either creating value or destroying it. Know which, to finance standards.

A board-grade diagnostic of your customer economics. Before you raise, before you hire, before you sign off next year's budget.

From £1,200 · one-off, with a lower price per re-run · includes your reviewed read
How it works

You do the work. You see a finding. Then you decide.

You complete the intake. You see a tailored read on your position, before a card is touched. You pay to unlock the finished report, never to discover the price.

01

Enter your numbers

A guided intake, built to finance standards: fully-loaded costs, gross margin, a discount rate, retention held separate.

02

See a first finding

Where your position actually sits, specific to your inputs, on the table before any payment.

Before the gate
03

Unlock the full report

Pay, and the complete Marketing Audit is yours: the verdict, the acquisition and retention detail, the ranked actions.

Pay to unlock
04

Your read with Alan

A 45-minute read-out of what the numbers mean and where to start. The report is the artefact. The read is the meaning.

The deliverable

A document your board will accept as evidence.

Not a slide deck. A board-ready, designed document of around ten pages, built to the same standard as our published working papers. It opens with the verdict and the headline numbers, sets out the inputs you supplied, and works through fully-loaded CAC, net CLV, the ratio, payback, and Capital Burn Velocity.

Then it separates acquisition from retention, and direct from channel where you sell through partners, and shows where the blended figure was overstating your true cost to win. It closes with the top actions ranked by impact and a method appendix. Cohort-level economics, the return on each customer type inside acquisition, is the remit of the Marketing Strategy & Plan. Alongside the report comes your reviewed read: the interpretation, delivered in person.

Read a fully worked specimen
ContentsAround 10 pages
Inside the report
  1. 01Executive summary & the verdict
  2. 02The scorecard & the inputs supplied
  3. 03Fully-loaded CAC and net CLV
  4. 04Ratio, payback & Capital Burn Velocity
  5. 05Segment breakdown & benchmarks
  6. 06Recommendations: where marketing must respond
  7. 07Your reviewed read & method
Tailored to your results. Generated from your diagnostic.
The evidence

A $300M business, every dashboard green.

It was spending $3M a year on paid search. One segment was being won at a CLV:CAC of 0.012:1: roughly $3,000 to acquire a customer worth about $40 in lifetime value. For every dollar spent winning that segment, a little over one cent came back.

The blended numbers hid it. The unit economics question found it, and the reallocation followed. This is the business the method comes from.

Read the case
The killer segmentDocumented
CLV : CAC, one segment
0.012 : 1

~$3,000 spent to win a customer worth ~$40. Found, then fixed.

The diagnostic

The Diagnostic, and your read.

One price, shown upfront, set by your revenue band. Every tier delivers the same board-grade Marketing Audit and your reviewed read with Alan. The depth never changes by tier. The price reflects the size of the business, nothing else.

Tier 1 · Foundation

For businesses up to £5M in revenue.

£1,200
One-off diagnostic
  • Fully-loaded CLV:CAC, acquisition and retention
  • CAC payback and Capital Burn Velocity
  • The blended-versus-true CAC gap
  • Top actions, ranked by impact
  • Your reviewed read with Alan
Start Self-serve checkout. Pay to unlock.
Tier 2 · Growth

For businesses of £5M to £25M in revenue.

£1,500
One-off diagnostic
  • Fully-loaded CLV:CAC, acquisition and retention
  • CAC payback and Capital Burn Velocity
  • The blended-versus-true CAC gap
  • Top actions, ranked by impact
  • Your reviewed read with Alan
Book a qualifying call A short scoping call first, then your payment link.
Tier 3 · Scale

For businesses of £25M in revenue and above.

£2,500
One-off diagnostic
  • Fully-loaded CLV:CAC, acquisition and retention
  • CAC payback and Capital Burn Velocity
  • The blended-versus-true CAC gap
  • Top actions, ranked by impact
  • Your reviewed read with Alan
Book a qualifying call A short scoping call first, then your payment link.
Additional diagnostics

Re-run the number whenever your board needs it.

No subscription. No cadence to commit to. Re-run the diagnostic as often as you like, and pay a single price per run, set by your tier.

Tier 1 · Foundation
£720
Per additional run
Tier 2 · Growth
£900
Per additional run
Tier 3 · Scale
£1,500
Per additional run
Delivered, or refunded

The report is delivered to the standard described here, or your fee is refunded. You complete the intake and see a tailored finding before the gate. You pay to unlock the finished report, never to discover the price.

Tier is set by your business revenue (Foundation up to £5M, Growth £5M to £25M, Scale £25M and above), not the depth of the report. Every engagement produces the same board-grade Marketing Audit and reviewed read. Foundation runs as instant self-serve checkout; Growth and Scale begin with a short qualifying call to confirm data readiness before payment. Additional runs are a single price per run by tier (£720, £900, £1,500), with no subscription.

After the verdict

The Marketing Strategy & Plan.

A marketing strategy built to a capital-return standard.

A verdict is only worth what you do next. Where the diagnostic finds a problem, this is the fixed-scope engagement that acts on it: built to reduce CAC, lift net CLV, and slow the burn. It breaks the blended ratio down to the customer cohort, so a segment quietly returning 1:1 inside a healthy-looking 3:1 is found and re-costed, not left hiding in the average. A fixed price and timeline by tier, scoped at your read-out, no retainer to sign. Your diagnostic fee is credited in full.

Post-diagnostic onlyThe Plan is a follow-on to the diagnostic. It is scoped to your specific findings, never sold as a standalone service.
Tier 1 · Foundation
£6,200
Fixed scope · 4 weeks
£5,000 after your £1,200 diagnostic credit
  • A prioritised plan to reduce CAC and lift net CLV
  • Channel and customer-cohort reallocation, by ratio
  • The order of repair, sequenced
  • Board targets and a measurement cadence
Scope the plan Scoped at your read-out.
Tier 2 · Growth
£7,750
Fixed scope · 5 weeks
£6,250 after your £1,500 diagnostic credit
  • A prioritised plan to reduce CAC and lift net CLV
  • Channel and customer-cohort reallocation, by ratio
  • The order of repair, sequenced
  • Board targets and a measurement cadence
  • A working model to track the ratio forward
Scope the plan Scoped at your read-out.
Tier 3 · Scale
£10,000
Fixed scope · 6 weeks
£7,500 after your £2,500 diagnostic credit
  • A prioritised plan to reduce CAC and lift net CLV
  • Channel and customer-cohort reallocation, by ratio
  • The order of repair, sequenced
  • Board targets and a measurement cadence
  • A working model, by cohort and business unit
Scope the plan Scoped at your read-out.
Ongoing leadership

Fractional CMO Leadership

A plan needs an owner, or it stalls. This is senior marketing leadership on a part-time basis, accountable for the ratio, the reallocation, and the reporting your board and investors expect. Scoped by agreement, priced to the mandate, no long lock-in.

  • Marketing leadership, part-time and senior
  • Owns the ratio and the plan's execution
  • Board and investor-grade reporting
  • Team, budget and agency direction
  • Hiring and capability building
  • Monthly cadence, no long lock-in
By agreement
scoped to your mandate
Monthly cadence · no long lock-in
See it for yourself

The method is on the table.

Nothing here asks for trust on faith. The specimen report, the method, and the working papers are all open to read before you commit a penny.

The first question, answered

Know what a customer costs, and what they return.

From £1,200, your reviewed read included. Or start free with Calibrate, a ten-minute indicative self-assessment.

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